COLORING BOOK – The Judgy Fish Coloring Book by Brass Monkey reels in 80 pages of snarky underwater side-eye. It’s packed with countless fish—grumpy, unimpressed, and absolutely done with your nonsense—paired with hilariously salty quotes. Dive into a sea of sass that’s perfect for stress relief, sarcasm, and coloring outside the lines.

UNDERWATER ATTITUDE – Meet a whole school of sarcastic salmon, passive-aggressive pufferfish, and downright judgy goldfish. Each page features vintage-style aquatic illustrations and razor-sharp one-liners that make it clear: these fish are not here to make friends. It’s the perfect mashup of art and attitude.

PERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for ocean lovers, drama queens, or anyone who’s ever felt silently judged by a pet beta. Judgy Fish is a laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because your friend needs a little deep-sea shade in their life.

PREMIUM DETAILS – With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5” x 10” coloring book is ideal for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your salty swimmers to life. Frame them, share them, or keep them for your own passive-aggressive pleasure.

BRASS MONKEY – At Brass Monkey, we make vintage-inspired products with a bite. Whether it’s planners, puzzles, or cranky cartoon fish, our stuff blends classic style with modern snark to help you laugh, unwind, and maybe offend a few people along the way.